Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
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Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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