Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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