This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
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I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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