His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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