She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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