Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
At least life still wants to fuck me.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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