Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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