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The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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