S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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