Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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