she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
he was CRYING into my vagina
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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