I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
