At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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