I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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