So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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