holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
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I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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