Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I'm at about main and main street
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Randomize