we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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