you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
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Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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