let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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