32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
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can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
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I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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