She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
