if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
