Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
porn star boner night. come get it.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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