these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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