No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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