That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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