Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
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We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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