It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
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Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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