Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
It's just like the Real World with babies
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I would ride that face into the sunset
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