Dual....:-)
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
why do cheetos always look like penises
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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