Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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