The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
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be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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