I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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