Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
did you just send me my own nude
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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