I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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