yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
We need to get me chipped asap
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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