remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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