hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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