Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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