i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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