Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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