Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
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Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
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I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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