you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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