I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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