is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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