I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Randomize
