I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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