Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I need water and some morals
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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