SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
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I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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