Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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