nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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