Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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