he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Randomize
