I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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