we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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