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I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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